idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There's always time for handjobs
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Randomize
