I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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