So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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