yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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