Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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