OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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