so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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