So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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