dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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