Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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