i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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