Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
