Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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