what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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