it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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