PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
