The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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