do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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