I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I forget how to act sober
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