It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Watching her eat just hurts me
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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