he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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