i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
How's work?
Spinning.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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