i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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