Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
high people should be assigned attendants
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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