she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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