also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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