She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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