Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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