Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
