if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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