she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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