my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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