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say what?
wanna hang out?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Randomize
