That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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