how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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