Christians are straight up FREAKS
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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