I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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