Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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