nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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