I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The struggles of a small town man whore
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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