playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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