spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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