I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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