You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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