I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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