I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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