i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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