She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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