four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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