He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He did a backflip because drugs
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